I just found out this week that I am not, in fact, going to Las Vegas next month for a work-related conference. And you know what? That’s okay! ‘Cause I don’t have any interest in gambling, I don’t want to get drunk, and sexy chicks just don’t do it for me. Which means what I’m missing is… some seminars on social media marketing aimed at people who have barely even heard of it, and maybe some free office supply swag.